why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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