i just snorted my name. best moment ever
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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