fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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