There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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