Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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