ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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