Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Semen is not good for contacts.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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