Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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