she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
the night ended with taco bell and tears
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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