I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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