So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
