That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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