He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
So. Much. Porn.
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