It's like a parade of train wrecks.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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