so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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