we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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