Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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