I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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