is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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