Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just cut my nipple shaving
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
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