I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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