she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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