Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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