i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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