ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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