A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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