i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
honey bunches of taint.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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