i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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