She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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