why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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