did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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