wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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