I wannas sexs uuuuu
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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