erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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