i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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