This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
you made out with another girl for some wings
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
