don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Please don't give away my fajitas
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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