did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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