seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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