C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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