I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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