can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
