I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
even my farts smell like vagina
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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