Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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