No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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