Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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