genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Green mimosas i think yes
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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