if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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