So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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