I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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