So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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