I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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