I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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